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Hit Contract | The Boy Fitz Hammond
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Hit Contract

Client: Zoo magazine.
About: Joke of the Week.

Joke of the week. I went into the mobile phone shop this morning with my wife. While she looked at the phones I went to see the assistant. “Hi pal,” I said, “My wife's been nagging me and nagging me to get her a phone.” “Would you like to take a contract out?” he asked. “Yeah, why do you know a guy?” I whispered.

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